Christmas Time with a Drunk Santa wearing Shorts

Well. Merry Christmas everyone! I know it's quite different between my two homes of New Zealand and Louisiana (AKA the "Laffy Taffy") First off, it's now summer in New Zealand. And from my spies still in the Laffy I've caught wind of a serious event which in involves freezing precipitation. WoW! This is unknownst to me in all my days of residing in the taffy. Incredible.

So over here, my plans for Christmas are modest. I'll slip my way into some huge family gathering and have all the BBQ I can imagine while I bask in the summer sun listening to the waves crash upon the beach! Yep! That's what I'll do! My spies who've been running surveillance will soon relay the best party for me to crash on Christmas Day. It'll be epic.

So yeah. My work is closed Christmas Day and Boxing day. Boxing Day is the day after Christmas and it's most similar to our Black Friday back in the states. Crazy shoppers and what not. I'll be saving my money for New Years to do it up big. As long as I'm around a fantastic beach for a couple days I'll be one happy pakeha. But they have this festival called Rythm and Vines which I may check out for NYE, but it's not certain. So I wish everyone back in Louisiana (and whoever else reads this thing) a Merry Christmas and I miss you all. Fa show. Fa show.